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The cause of all problems

by Jeffrey Simon on January 12th, 2011

No matter what your problem is, there is only one cause: Conservative rhetoric.

  • Your talk show ratings down? Conservative rhetoric.
  • Can’t find a job? Conservative rhetoric.
  • Your bowling game is off? Conservative rhetoric.
  • People don’t laugh at your jokes anymore? Conservative rhetoric.
  • The postal service lost your mail? Conservative rhetoric.
  • Can’t pay your mortgage? Conservative rhetoric.
  • IRS after you? Conservative rhetoric.
  • Gotten sick from asbestos? Conservative rhetoric.

Yep, the liberals have now found the cause of all our ills.

Just kidding!

There are actually two more causes:

  • Bush
  • Global warming

From → Pithy Politics

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