Where are the background checks?

I would think those who say that would like to protect society would be clamoring for background checks for all purchasers of nails, ball bearings, and pressure cookers.

Because “pressure cookers kill people.”

The manufacturers of pressure cookers, nails, and ball bearings are naturally strongly opposed to this common sense measure. This proves that they hate people, that they just want to make a profit at the expense of the good of society. They also have some crazy ideas about government control and interference with freedom.

I say, its high time we got those nails, ball bearings and pressure cookers off the streets. It is only human decency.