I was inspired by the “Rent Is Too Damn High Party.”
But the mustachioed gentleman does not go nearly far enough. What we really need is the “I Want My Free Stuff” Party. Here is its platform:
- Free education
- Free healthcare
- Free housing
- Free food
- No risk
- No responsibility
Hey, I know a place where all that is provided! The true “worker’s paradise!” It is called “prison.”