New Political Party – the Cry Baby Party

The Cry Baby Party has arrived on the scene! It is a new political party which has the following implicit platform:

Cry Baby Party Platform

  • The candidate’s campaign is to be started within an existing party
  • The candidate will take funds and support from the existing party
  • The candidate makes promises to the supporters
  • The candidate pledges to support the party’s nominee
  • The candidate loses the primary
  • The candidate switches parties or declares a write-in campaign
  • The funds and support from the original party are forgotten
  • The promises to the original party are forgotten
  • The main goal for members of the party personal power, whereas serving the cause of the previous party is just a means to this personal power

Prominent members of the Cry Baby Party

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