No matter what your problem is, there is only one cause: Conservative rhetoric.
- Your talk show ratings down? Conservative rhetoric.
- Can’t find a job? Conservative rhetoric.
- Your bowling game is off? Conservative rhetoric.
- People don’t laugh at your jokes anymore? Conservative rhetoric.
- The postal service lost your mail? Conservative rhetoric.
- Can’t pay your mortgage? Conservative rhetoric.
- IRS after you? Conservative rhetoric.
- Gotten sick from asbestos? Conservative rhetoric.
Yep, the liberals have now found the cause of all our ills.
Just kidding!
There are actually two more causes:
- Bush
- Global warming